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Randal: It´s times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by „The Jetsons“.
Dante: What are you talking about??
Randal: According to that show we were suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately?? That´s the problem with TV – it always lies to us.
Dante: Yeah, well most of us rational thinkers weren´t banking on a
cartoon to offer us a viable glimpse into the future of technological
development.Randal: You don´t think anyone anywhere is working on the flying car??
Dante: I could care less.
Randal: I gotta believe that there is somebody else out there is thinking about the flying car besides me. Someone who is not afraid to throw their hat over the wall for the good of mankind.
Dante: What´s that suppose to mean?
Randal: Throw their hats over the wall?? It means committing to doing something. If more people threw their hats over the wall, we wouldn´t be sitting here in this mess right now. We would be zooming over it in the flying car.
Dante: I see you have given this a lot of thought.
Randal: Kennedy, all right?? JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within ten years. Thing is, nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no insight into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?
Dante: Marilyn Monroe.
Randal: The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the world and say: „Yo, yo, get this – we´re going to the moon.“ Imagine, if you and I were the kind of guys who had the sac to stand before the world and say: „Get this – we´ll all be in the flying car by the end of the year.“
Dante: Do you know you have a one track mind??
Randal: Hey, what would you be willing to trade for the flying car?
Dante: What do you mean??
Randal: Say some German scientist comes up to you and he says: „I have invented the flying car. I´ll give it to you on one condition.“
Dante: Well, what´s the condition?
Randal: He´s not gonna tell ya.
Dante: Then it´s no deal.
Randal: The guy is offering you the flying car!!
Dante: Yeah, but there is obviously a catch.
Randal: Who cares what the catch is?? It´s the flying car!! You´ll have the only one in the world!!
Dante: And why is this… German scientist??
Randal: Jawoll.
Dante: Why is he offering it to me for free instead of the car companies instead?
Randal: What is this, „Murder She Wrote“?? Who cares what´s behind the mystery?? You going to look a gift horse in the mouth?? Just take the car, man.
Dante: Not until I know what the catch is.
Randal: Fine. The catch is you got to cut off a foot.
Dante: No way.
Randal: Are you saying you wouldn´t cut off your foot for the flying car?? You´re that selfish.
Dante: It´s my foot!! How am I suppose to walk??
Randal: What walk?? You´ll have the flying car!! Good God, you could sell the design and engineering secrets to the car companies and be a multi-billionaire. After that you could buy like fifty prosthetic feet.
Dante: Which foot?? Right or left??
Randal: Your choice.
Dante: Ok, I´ll trade my left foot for the flying car.
Randal: Why your left foot??
Dante: Oh, it´s got an ingrown toenail.
Randal: Listen to you. A guy offers you the Fire from Olympus that is the flying car and you trade him a bum foot.
Dante: You said I could pick!!
Randal: So it´s a deal then, your foot for the flying car. You´re sure??
Dante: Yes, I´m sure!!
Randal: You can´t welch.
Dante: I won´t welch!!
Randal: Because the whole world is counting on you.
Dante: Why the whole world all of a sudden??
Randal: Because the German scientist held a press conference when he made you the offer. He told the world media once the trade is made, you can do whatever you want with the flying car, including mass marketing an affordable model for consumer purchase.
Dante: What the hell kind of scientist is this guy anyways??
Randal: One with a lot of free time on his hands – and a foot fetish. So are you in?? You going to do the right thing here??
Dante: Yes!!
Randal: So it´s a deal.
Dante: Yes!!
Randal: Ok, so then what happens is you find out the guy is going to take your foot off with a hacksaw.
Dante: What??
Randal: And no anasthetic.
Dante: Aww, screw that!!
Randal: Come on, it´s part of the deal.
Dante: You didn´t say that before!!
Randal: Well, you should have paid a lawyer to look over the contract. But come on!! It only hurts when they´re taking the foot off – after that they´ll use a local on your stump and cauterize the wound.
Dante: Well, why can´t I have a local before he cuts it off??
Randal: Because… he is a sick degenerate that likes to inflict pain.
Dante: You said he was a man of science!!
Randal: You don´t think Einstein didn´t like hacking guys feet off but, nobody ever said anything about it because he was one of the great thinkers of our time. But come on, man – take a hit for the team. It´s a few seconds of pain for a lifetime of riches and zero traffic.
Dante: Fine, as long as I get the local as soon as he is done cutting.
Randal: So you want the local??
Dante: Who am I, The Marquis De Sade?? Yes, I want the local!!
Randal: All right.
Dante: Why do you say it like that for?
Randal: It´s just the local he gives you, knocks you out and when your out he… diddles your peenie.
Dante: Oh, come on!!
Randal: Hey man, you made the deal.
Dante: To trade my foot for the flying car, not to be tortured and molested by some mad German scientist!!
Randal: And his friends.
Dante: What??
Randal: It´s just when he is done with you… he gives his friends a shot at you too.
Dante: Deals off!!
Randal: What are you – some kind of homophobe??
Dante: No, I just don´t want to be diddled by some insane German scientist and his friends after they´ve hacked my foot off.
Randal: Need I remind you, this is for the flying car??
Dante: It ain´t worth it!!
Randal: See, you´re what´s wrong with this country. Hell, with this world. You´re always thinking about your own comfort level, never thinking about the rest of us. This country was built on sacrifice and nearly thirty years of living a life full of selfish foot pampering and intergender intercourse has made you too soft to throw your hat over the wall for the good of mankind. And what´s worse is, not only do you ruin it for the rest of us with the flying car, but you completely blow the notion of American nobility in the process. The children of the world have no heroic figure to emulate, so the future of mankind continues on it´s downward spiral into entropy and mass extinction until all that was once great about the human race lies buried in the primordial stew to which we´ll most certainly return. Thanks to you and your ill-treat refusal to reach for the stars. And you´ll forever be remembered as the sad footnote in the book of life, the wimpy little scumbag who could of breached the chasm of becoming and being but instead opted to cover his own ass and foot in the process.
Dante: All right!! I´ll go through with the deal. I´ll let the German scientist hack my foot off, then him and his friends can have their way with me – all for the flying car!!
Randal: You´d do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car?? I thought I knew you, man…
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"I am a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule." Jeff Anderson as Randal Graves, CLERKS, written & directed by Kevin SmithHighlights von Rolling-Stone.de11 coole Zitate aus „Und täglich grüßt das Murmeltier“
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Eddie C.: Ich bin hungrig wie ein Handfeger
Stewardess: Möchten sie Zucker?
Eddie C.: Danke, ich bin selber süß.--
dead finks don't talkMichael Sullivan, Jr. : So when do I get my share of the money?
Michael Sullivan : Well… how much do you want?
Michael Sullivan, Jr. : Two hundred dollars.
Michael Sullivan : Okay. Deal.
[Michael Jr. stops eating and thinks for awhile]
Michael Sullivan, Jr. : Could I have had more?
Michael Sullivan : You'll never know.„Road to Perdition“ (Sam Mendes)
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"Film is a disease. And the only antidote to film is more film." - Frank CapraDeckard : She's a replicant, isn't she?
Tyrell : I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?
Deckard : I don't get it Tyrell.
Tyrell : How many questions?
Deckard : Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.
Tyrell : It took more than a hundred for Rachael, didn't it?
Deckard : She doesn't know.
Tyrell : She's beginning to suspect, I think.
Deckard : Suspect? How can it not know what it is?„Blade Runner“ (Ridley Scott, 1982)
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"Film is a disease. And the only antidote to film is more film." - Frank CapraPolice Psychiatrist: I don't know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud: Tell me about your mother.--
"Film is a disease. And the only antidote to film is more film." - Frank Capra„Analyze this“
Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Viti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?„The big Lebowski“
Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.--
sent via personal computer - bitte entschuldigen sie eventuelle INSZENIERUNGENChristian Szell: Is it safe?… Is it safe?
Babe: You're talking to me?
Christian Szell: Is is safe?
Babe: Is what safe?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Tell me what the „it“ refers to.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: No. It's not safe, it's… very dangerous, be careful.--
"Film is a disease. And the only antidote to film is more film." - Frank CapraOriginally posted by OldBoy@13 Nov 2004, 17:51
„The big Lebowski“
Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.Ja, der ist gut. :lol:
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TRINKEN WIE GEORGE BEST UND FUSSBALL SPIELEN WIE MARADONAOriginally posted by voidoid@25 Dec 2004, 01:16
das ist ein toller dialog.
aus welchem film ist der?Ohne es jetzt durchzulesen, den Namen nach müsste das aus „Clerks“ von Kevin Smith sein.
Falls du ihn noch nicht kennst, gefällt dir bestimmt. Mir auch (würde ihn, merke ich gerade, gern mal wieder sehen).--
[the President calls the Soviet Premier]
President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello?… Ah… I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?… Oh-ho, that’s much better… yeah… huh… yes… Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri… Clear and plain and coming through fine… I’m coming through fine, too, eh?… Good, then… well, then, as you say, we’re both coming through fine… Good… Well, it’s good that you’re fine and… and I’m fine… I agree with you, it’s great to be fine… a-ha-ha-ha-ha… Now then, Dmitri, you know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb… The *Bomb*, Dmitri… The *hydrogen* bomb!… Well now, what happened is… ah… one of our base commanders, he had a sort of… well, he went a little funny in the head… you know… just a little… funny. And, ah… he went and did a silly thing… Well, I’ll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes… to attack your country… Ah… Well, let me finish, Dmitri… Let me finish, Dmitri… Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?… Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?… Why do you think I’m calling you? Just to say hello?… *Of course* I like to speak to you!… *Of course* I like to say hello!… Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I’m just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened… It’s a *friendly* call. Of course it’s a friendly call… Listen, if it wasn’t friendly… you probably wouldn’t have even got it… They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour… I am… I am positive, Dmitri… Listen, I’ve been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick… Well, I’ll tell you. We’d like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes… Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we’re unable to recall the planes, then… I’d say that, ah… well, ah… we’re just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri… I know they’re our boys… All right, well listen now. Who should we call?… *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The… wha-whe, the People… you, sorry, you faded away there… The People’s Central Air Defense Headquarters… Where is that, Dmitri?… In Omsk… Right… Yes… Oh, you’ll call them first, will you?… Uh-huh… Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?… Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information… Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm… I’m sorry, too, Dmitri… I’m very sorry… *All right*, you’re sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well… I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don’t say that you’re more sorry than I am, because I’m capable of being just as sorry as you are… So we’re both sorry, all right?… All right.--
"Film is a disease. And the only antidote to film is more film." - Frank CapraDR.NihilOhne es jetzt durchzulesen, den Namen nach müsste das aus „Clerks“ von Kevin Smith sein.
Falls du ihn noch nicht kennst, gefällt dir bestimmt. Mir auch (würde ihn, merke ich gerade, gern mal wieder sehen).Gibts den inzwischen eigentlich auf DVD? Selten einen Film allein gesehen, bei dem ich derart gelacht hab.
PS: Bei Amazon ist er immer auf VHS erhältlich, aber mein Videorecorder ist inwischen älter als mancher User hier!
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Ich brachte meine Vergangenheit im Handgepäck mit. Ihre lagerte irgendwo im Container-Terminal. Als sie ging, benötigte ich einen Seemannssack.Natalie: What’s the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife…
Natalie: That’s sweet.
Leonard Shelby: …dying.--
"I love every aspect of the creation of motion pictures and I guess I am committed to it for life." - Clint EastwoodNorman: Truth is, I’m not sure I want to leave.
Jesse: Montana? Why? It’ll always be here.
Norman: Not Montana.
Jesse: Then what? WHAT?
Norman: I’m not sure I want to leave you.--
"I love every aspect of the creation of motion pictures and I guess I am committed to it for life." - Clint EastwoodCoordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn’t done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that’s very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well…
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.--
"I love every aspect of the creation of motion pictures and I guess I am committed to it for life." - Clint EastwoodLost Highway
Mystery Man: We’ve met before, haven’t we.
Fred Madison: I don’t think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don’t you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don’t. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I’m there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You’re where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That’s fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.--
"I hate my body, I hate the desert Please let me escape When will I be going home? I hate my husband, I hate my children I'm going to hang myself When will I be going home?" (Xiu Xiu - Suha)
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