1. Lisa the Vegetarian (Season 7)
Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I’ll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. When pigs fly!
[both Burns and Smithers start laughing, but then a pig flies by their window]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
Mr. Burns: Hmm, no I’d still prefer not.
2. Homer’s Triple Bypass (Season 4)
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I’m afraid you’ll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer Simpson: Say it in English, Doc!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: You’re going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer Simpson: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!
Dr. Julius Hibbert: We’re going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer Simpson: Could you dumb it down a shade?
3.You only move twice (Season 8)
Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there’s four places. There’s the Hammock Hut, that’s on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There’s Hammocks-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That’s right.
4. Homie the Clown (Season 6)
Vittorio: Grazie, grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.
Legs: No, no, Don Vittorio, you’re not —
Vittorio: Yes, I am, I know it, I am.
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