MASTERED BY MUPPETS
End of session day, Rubin works away
I’m your source of song-destruction
Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer Leaving spikes on my instruction Trust me you will see Volumes all you need Dedicated to How I’ll limit you
Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master
Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can’t hear a thing
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered Mastered Rubins my name, and I’ll hear you scream Bastard Bastard
Need to mix this way, never you dismay
Loud makes death magnetic clearer
Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
Squash your tracks til its severe
Gate and you will see
More and more dB
Dedicated to
How Im killing you
Compressing faster
Limit your Master
Your albums sell faster
With a loud Master
Master
Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
Ruined by me, you can’t hear a thing
Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
Mastered Mastered Rubins my name, and I’ll hear you scream Bastard Bastard
Master, Master, where’s the version I’ve been after?
Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs Spike to me!
Lars aint worth all that natural kick and hats Kirk adds wah without a reason Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days Rob, your shirt is out of season Ill record til 5 (then) I will help you buy Sandals that suit you Now you look cool too
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