soulsteryes! :lol: :lol: :lol:
das erinnert mich an den legendären „bastel dir deinen morrissey-song“-thread:
Multiple Car Pile Up on the M25 (But I Still Quite Like You)
Drowning in my own self pity (but at least my hairs ok)
Dysentry On My First and Only Ever Date
My Cat Doesn’t Like Me Anymore
My Quiff Looks Weird On Tuesdays
She Overcooked the Tofu (And Now I Feel So Betrayed)
Jodrell Bank Suicide Pact
Another Bad Holiday ( I Don’t Know Why I Bother)
The Occupational Health And Safety Inspector Eats A Cucumber Sandwich
How Much For That Riff My Dear?
Why Doesn’t Anyone Love My New Material?
Fake Vomit At The Observatory’s Staircase
Rogues and Rapscallions tire me out
its getting better, marginally
Elsie Tanner nicked my spanner
Arthur Lowe’s Teaboy
Ooh id murder a bacon sarnie.
I Don’t Like You But I Quite Fancy Your Brother
Just Because I Fed Your Hamster Doesn’t Mean I Like You
Post Office Queue Blues
Death At a Birthday Party
My Neighbour’s Mini-Skip
cheerfulness Is Overrated
Never Sing In An Abattoir
How Soon Was When?
I Lied When I Said I Liked Your T-Shirt
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Since “Mozalini” is currently enamoured with all things Italian, I would suggest:
La Dreary Vita
The Carnivorous Carabinieri
(I’d Like To See The) Pope On A Rope
Carry On Up The Colosseum
The Waiter With The Biggest Pepper Mill
I Threw 3 Coins In The Fountain And Now I’m Skint Again
I Thought „Up Pompeii“ Was A Film
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i don't care about the girls, i don't wanna see the world, i don't care if i'm all alone, as long as i can listen to the Ramones (the dubrovniks)