Now the last time that I saw him he was trying hard to get
A woman’s education but he’s not a woman yet
And the last time that I saw her she was living with some boy
Who gives her soul an empty room and gives her body joy
So the great affair is over but whoever would have guessed
It would leave us all so vacant and so deeply unimpressed
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Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.