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Hie ein Platz für die coolsten Sprüche und beeindruckendsten Dialoge der Filmgeschichte
Ich mach einfach mal einen willkürlichen Anfang :Ugly :
„Mmh hab ich gefressen… Heh is son netter Kerl mein Bruder. Huh, hast du gesehen was für ne einflussreiche Stellung er hat ? Was der heilige Papst in Rom ist, das ist er hier. Immer wenn ich herkomme sagt er :“Bleib nur recht lange hier, es soll dir an Essen und Trinken nicht fehlen.“ Heh…Weisst du was er mir eben gesagt hat ? „Lade doch nur deinen Freund ein“ Mmh he har har har… Es ist immer das gleiche. Wenn wir uns sehen will er micht nicht weglassen. Heh naja er liebt mich eben…
Es ist schon fürn ein stacheliges Raubein wie mich ne feine Sache zu wissen, wenn ich mich mal verdünnisieren muss, finde ich bei ihm ein feines Nest und nen feines Fresschen“
Good :
„Ja ja… mach ein paar kräftige Züge dann kannst du gut kacken“
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Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn’t fat stinking billygoat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!
Roy Batty: If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes!Deckard: All they’d wanted were the same answers the rest of us wanted, where have I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got?
Deckard: I don’t know why he saved my life; maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he had ever before. Not just his life; anybody’s life; my life.
Gaff: It’s too bad she won’t live! But then again, who does?
Frank Booth: I’ll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you’re fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I’ll send you straight to hell, fucker!Frank Booth: I’ll fuck anything that moves!
Frank Booth: ‚Heineken‘? Fuck that shit! ‚Pabst Blue Ribbon‘!
Raymond: Do you want me to pour it, Frank?
Frank Booth: No, I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin‘ beer.Frank Booth: Nobody fucks with me!
Jeffrey Beaumont: Oh, maybe if you find the right girl….
Brigid O’Shaughnessy: I haven’t lived a good life. I’ve been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that’s good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we’d never get anywhere.
Danny Torrance: Don’t worry, Mom, I know everything about cannibalism. I saw a program on it on TV.
Jack Torrance: See? It’s OK. He saw it on the television.Jack Torrance to Wendy Torrance: Here’s Johnny!
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules, pointing his gun: Say „what“ again. SAY „WHAT“ AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say „what“ one more goddamn time!
Brett: He’s b- b- black….
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He’s bald….
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn’t!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don’t like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It’s a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It’s Zed’s.
Fabienne: Who’s Zed?
Butch: Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Red narrating: I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend.Andy Dufresne: That’s the beauty of music. They can’t take that away from you.
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Highlights von Rolling-Stone.de11 coole Zitate aus „Und täglich grüßt das Murmeltier“
So klingen die größten Schlagzeuger ohne ihre Band
Welches Equipment verwenden eigentlich…Pink Floyd?
Musikalische Orgasmen: 6 Songs voller Höhepunkte
Dies ist (laut Fans und Kritikern) die beste Folge von „Friends“
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Werbungui, sag mal schreibst du die alle aus dem kopf?
ich kenn nur so sachen wieelwood: shit.
jake: what?
elwood: rollers.
jake: no!
elwood: yes.
jake: shit.auswendig.
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What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?Ne ich kann die nicht alle auswendig. Ich erinnere mich nur an den ungefähren Wortlaut und schaue dann im Internet genauer nach.
Ist einfach mal eine lose Auswahl… :sauf:--
Der coolste Film-Dialog aller Zeiten (Rambo 3):
Typ: Was ist das?
Rambo: Blaues Licht.
Typ: Was macht es?
Rambo: Es leuchtet blau.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Das Alben- und Singles-Archiv[/URL] des Rolling Stone Forums[/COLOR] Skraggy's Gamer TagsDer coolste Film-Dialog aller Zeiten (Rambo 3):
Typ: Was ist das?
Rambo: Blaues Licht.
Typ: Was macht es?
Rambo: Es leuchtet blau.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
@artaxerxes
Gibt doch mal die Fundstellen/Titel an, alle habe ich nämlich nicht erkannt.Und einen von mir:
“ SUSIE
Yeah, well, ‘bye, Baker,Susie brushes by Jack and heads up the street.
JACK
Hey.She stops, turns.
JACK
Am I gonna see you again?SUSIE
(not giving in)
What do you think?JACK
Yeah. I think I’m gonna see you again.Susie looks at him suspiciously. Jack smiles at her.
JACK
Intuition.Susie just looks at Jack, saying nothing, then she can’t stop
herself… she smiles.“--
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.Der coolste Film-Dialog aller Zeiten (Rambo 3):
Typ: Was ist das?
Rambo: Blaues Licht.
Typ: Was macht es?
Rambo: Es leuchtet blau.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
@artaxerxes
Gibt doch mal die Fundstellen/Titel an, alle habe ich nämlich nicht erkannt.Und einen von mir:
“ SUSIE
Yeah, well, ‘bye, Baker,Susie brushes by Jack and heads up the street.
JACK
Hey.She stops, turns.
JACK
Am I gonna see you again?SUSIE
(not giving in)
What do you think?JACK
Yeah. I think I’m gonna see you again.Susie looks at him suspiciously. Jack smiles at her.
JACK
Intuition.Susie just looks at Jack, saying nothing, then she can’t stop
herself… she smiles.“The Fabulous Baker Boys – Last Szene
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.Der große Diktator:
Gorbitsch: „Und die Menschen beschweren sich über die Qualität der Sägespäne im Brot.“
Hynkel: „Das sind feinste Sägespäne aus feinstem tomanischem Holz!“
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Wenn wir schon alles falsch machen, dann wenigstens richtig.
ford-prefect Feeling all right in the noise and the lightRegistriert seit: 10.07.2002
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Harry & Sally:
Sally: „JAAJAAAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..!!!!!!!“
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Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!Also in dieser Reihenfolge waren es
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Clockwork Orange
Blade Runner
Blue Velvet
The Maltese Falcon
The Shining
Pulp Fiction
Die Verurteiltenund noch ein paar…
Scarface
Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun. But for a greencard, I’ll carve him up real nice.
Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!
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Terminator
The Terminator: I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle
Sarah Connor narrating: If a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
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Some like it hot
Jerry: You don’t understand, Osgood! Aaah…. I’m a man!
Osgood: Well…. nobody’s perfect.—————-
Silence of the Lambs
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me…. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.
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Mean Streets
[They all raise their glasses to The Queen.]
Charlie: You know what the Queen says? „If I had balls, I’d be da King.“[Scorsese, Martin] (voice-over): You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it on the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.
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Life of Brian
Brian: I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[Silence.]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I’m not different!—————-
Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what „Like A Virgin“’s about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the “Great Escape“, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know her pussy should be “Bubble Yum“ by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, „Like A Virgin.“--
Also in dieser Reihenfolge waren es
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Clockwork Orange
Blade Runner
Blue Velvet
The Maltese Falcon
The Shining
Pulp Fiction
Die VerurteiltenDanke!
Terminator
Sarah Connor narrating: If a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.Ich glaube, das war Terminator II. Und der Beginn des Abspanns war noch besser. „The unknown future rolls toward us…“ Rest hab ich vergessen…
Life of Brian
Brian: I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[Silence.]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?Ich hab den Film weder auf Kassette noch DVD. Aber sagen sie nicht „piss off“?
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.Aus THE LIFE OF BRYAN (leider erstmal nur auf deutsch):
Bryan: „Ihr seid alle Individuen!“
Chor: „Ja, wir sind alle Individuen!“
Individuum: „Ich nicht!“Aus HARRY UND SALLY, nachdem Harry Traubenkerne aus Autofenster gespuckt hat:
Harry: „Ich mach mal das Fenster auf.“
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I'm pretty good with the past. It's the present I can't understand.:lol: :lol:
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Stimmt die waren aus Terminator 2…. der Abspann war auch gut gemacht, wo sie auf dem Highway , sozusagen einer ungewissen Zukunft entgegenfahren. Ich weiss aber nicht was die da noch gesagt hat
Noch ein paar aus T2 :)
John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say „affirmative,“ or some shit like that. You say „no problemo.“ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say „eat me.“ And if you want to shine them on it’s „hasta la vista, baby.“
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
John Connor: Yeah! Or „later dickwad.“ And if someone gets upset you say, „chill out“! Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John Connor: Great! See, you’re getting it!
The Terminator: No problemo[On the phone to John Connor’s foster mom.]
The Terminator: What’s the dog’s name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [in John’s voice] Hey Janelle, what’s wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking? Is he alright?
Janelle Voight: Wolfie’s fine, honey. Wolfie’s just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up] Your foster parents are dead.————-
und noch ein paar aus
Wag the Dog ( echt lustiger Film :lol: )
Stanley Motss: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Conrad ‚Connie‘ Brean: But there was never a war.
Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.Conrad ‚Connie‘ Brean: What’s the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos.
Stanley Motss: Is that true?
Conrad ‚Connie‘ Brean: Who the hell’s to say?Stanley Motss: Why Albania?
Conrad ‚Connie‘ Brean: Why not?
Stanley Motss: What have they done to us?
Conrad ‚Connie‘ Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Stanley Motss: Nothing.
Conrad ‚Connie‘ Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.[Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania.]
Johnny Dean: Albania’s hard to rhyme.--
Stimmt die waren aus Terminator 2…. der Abspann war auch gut gemacht, wo sie auf dem Highway , sozusagen einer ungewissen Zukunft entgegenfahren. Ich weiss aber nicht was die da noch gesagt hat
Muss ich nochmal nachschauen, es war auf jeden Fall gut.
[On the phone to John Connor’s foster mom.]
The Terminator: What’s the dog’s name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [in John’s voice] Hey Janelle, what’s wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking? Is he alright?
Janelle Voight: Wolfie’s fine, honey. Wolfie’s just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up] Your foster parents are dead.Stimmt – ebenfalls erinnerungswürdig.
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.Harry: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I’m saying is – and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form – is that men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That’s not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No you don’t.
Sally: Yes I do.
Harry: No you don’t.
Sally: Yes I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You say I’m having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I’m saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not!
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail ‚em too.--
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