Rules for Watching Piranha 3D
1. Applaud every time Christopher Lloyd comes on Screen.
2. High Five the person next to you every time you see boobs.
3. Whenever Ving Rhames does something bad ass yell, “Fuck Yeah Ving!”
4. Throw Swedish Fish at the Screen every time someone dies…with 500 deaths it’s going to be tough, bring multiple bags. (Gummy Bears also work)
5. Dance along with the underwater naked 3D ballet. (Yes, this movie has one of those)
6. Do a Shot of an alcoholic beverage (which you snuck in) every time a character in the movie drinks.
7. If you see a CGI penis exclaim “IT ATE HIS PENIS”
8. Fill the movie theater with water for the last 20 minutes of the movie and have your own spring break.