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Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man.
He must be no younger than 44.
Must be living in Ireland but I don’t care if he is from the planet Zog.
Must not be named Brian or Nigel.
Must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous.
Has to be employed. Am not fussy in what capacity generally but vehicle clampers need not apply.
Leather trouser- wearing gardai, fire-men, rugby players, and Robert Downey-Junior will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies.
I like me a hairy man so buffed and/or waxed need not apply.
No hair gel. No hair dryer use. No hair dye
Stubble is a non-negotiable must. Any removal of stubble would be upsetting for me.
No after shave.
Must be very ’snuggly‘. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
Has to like his mother.
Has to like his ex and or mother/s of his children.
Has to live in own place.
I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana
Update 1 vom 23.08.:
I would be deeply unhappy if ‚doing anal‘ wasn’t on the menu,…
… I would now like to make it clear that women will also be very much considered. As will Brians and Nigels …
Ihr daneben platziertes Foto aus den 90ern hätte allerdings auch ein Update verdient. 2011:
Update 2 im Blog:
Ok sooooo….. Luckily an actual single freaky yummy man with a very bad set of behaviours thank God, has voiced himself. Have sent questionaire.. Having seen foto.. DROP FUCKING DEAD GORGEOUS!! And.. Rude, rude, FILTHY rude, rude, rude, RUDE!!!!
…So.. Oh my GOD!! Total hot sex and gorgeous BASTARD! So… We’ll have to see if he’s ‚a good egg’….
Na, denn! :lol:
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