Re: Real strange Cover Artwork

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whole-lotta-pete

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Pitchfork zu der Platte:

This is the best 100 cents I’ve ever spent– its utilities are endless. Sebastian is a German Shepherd that barks, growls, whimpers, huffs, and grumbles for over 30 minutes on both sides of this record. He is a poor man’s guard dog, you see. „He is an awesome defender,“ the liner notes boost, „although he never wantonly attacks, woe to be the foolish intruder who doesn’t heed Sebastian’s warning barks, his spine-chilling growl– as menacing as the „clack“ of a shotgun being cocked.“ If you leave your castle or see a crowbar’s flash, you simply crank this up on the hi-fi. However, when the invader discovers that he feared a slab of vinyl, that situation is left up to you and your personal savior to resolve. Still, there are other novel uses: A masochistic Walkman soundtrack, a road rage inducer for freeway gridlock, or party repellant for those who only came for the free booze. –Cameron Macdonald

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