1. Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3
2. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
3. Der Koch, der Dieb, seine Frau und ihr Liebhaber (lang genug?)
4. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
5. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
6. Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
7. Das merkwürdige Verhalten geschlechtsreifer Großstädter zur Paarungszeit
8. The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
9. Nicht der Homosexuelle ist pervers, sondern die Situation, in der er lebt.
10. Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines, or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes
11. Angriff der sehr gefährlichen ekeligen schwarzen Würmer aus einer unbekannten fernen Galaxie die keiner kennt
12. Oh Dad, poor Dad, Mama’s hung you in the closet and I’m feeling so sad
13. Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying those terrrible things about me?
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"Fuck the Liberty Bell, shove it up Ben Franklin's ass"