1. John Wayne ( Marion Morrison)
2. Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Anderson)
3. Charles Bronson (Charles Dennis Buchinsky)
4. Helen Mirren (Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov)
5. Gina Wild (Michaela Schaffrath)
6. Miou-Miou (bürgerlich Sylvette Herry)
7. Michael Caine (Maurice J.Micklewhite)
8. Terence Hill (Mario Girotti)
9. Woody Allen (Allen Stewart Konigsberg)
10. Hans Moser (Johann Julier)
11. Heintje (Hendrik Nikolaas Theodoor Simons)
12. Tom Cruise (Thomas Mapother)
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"Fuck the Liberty Bell, shove it up Ben Franklin's ass"