1. John Wayne ( Marion Morrison)
2. Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Anderson)
3. Charles Bronson (Charles Dennis Buchinsky)
4. Helen Mirren (Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov)
5. Gina Wild (Michaela Schaffrath)
6. Miou-Miou (bürgerlich Sylvette Herry)
7. Michael Caine (Maurice J.Micklewhite)
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"Fuck the Liberty Bell, shove it up Ben Franklin's ass"