For Chuck Norris, it doesn’t take two to tango.
When Chuck Norris says, „I’m dressed to kill“, he is not kidding.
When Chuck Norris buys IKEA furniture, it comes fully assembled.
Chuck Norris only goes to the gas station when he is thirsty.
Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.
Chuck Norris can download the whole Internet onto a floppy disk.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo.
Chuck Norris doesn’t say „Trick or Treat“. He says „Trick AND Treat“.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!
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"Don't reach out for me," she said "Can't you see I'm drownin' too?"