Bono Somehow Making Paris Attacks About Him
“The Parisians will love that, go on send a camera down on the streets there, I guarantee you, it’ll make their day. Bono. The Bono. Writing a song about Paris. It’ll almost make the attacks worth it,” Bono explained in a candid interview.
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“ISIS rhymes with crisis,” the singer explained as if hinting at something incredibly important, “U2 rhymes with glue, like the glue that holds us together. What I’m trying to say is that I’m the reason the Western world is still standing,” the singer added before explaining there was honestly no need to thank him.In a gesture which further suggested the revered singer was reluctant to let a large scale terrorist attack go by without integrating his brand into it somehow, Bono extended an invite to Eagles of Death Metal to support the band at their Paris gig.
“There were going to play a smaller venue without us, and there was a risk we wouldn’t make it into the papers then, we couldn’t have that,” the singer concluded.
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