Van Halen I ****1/2
Van Halen II ***1/2
Women and children first ****
Fair warning ***
Diver down *1/2
1984 ***1/2
5150 ****
OU812 **1/2
For unlawful carnal knowledge *1/2
Right here, right now ***
--
there's room at the top they are telling you still but first you must learn how to smile as you kill