His two handed handshake
Says he’s so glad to meet you
His one silver earring
Says he parties on weekends
He churns through the channels
When he’s watching the TV
He recites lines from movies
When he’s trying to be funny
Guys, it’s like we’re not even trying
The Hold Steady- Two Handed Handshake
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