Sehr schöne Liste Obee. Aber der Titel der #12 lautet „Homer Goes to College“ und ist der wahre Champion.
Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on
your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade
monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey; it was in your glove
compartment.
Burns: And the road maps? And ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Burns: Ex-cellent! It’s all falling into place.
Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn’t mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don’t worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.
[Snake appears, holding out his hand]
Snake: Uh, wallet inspector.
Nerd 1: Oh, here ya go. [All three give him their wallets] I believe
that’s all in order.
Snake: Huh ho! I can’t _believe_ that worked.
Homer: [realization dawning] Heyy…that’s not the wallet inspector!
Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can’t believe you failed.
Homer: [whining] Oh, I’m going to lose my job just ‚cause I’m
dangerously unqualified!
Nerd 2: Mr. Simpson, there is a way. We could — well, use a computer
to change your grade.
Homer: [surprised] Computers can do that?
Nerd 2: Well, yes…the only problem is the moral dilemma it raises,
which requires —
[Homer kisses one of the computers]
Homer: Oh, I love — moral whuzzah?
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