5. The Springfield Files (Season 8)
Scully: Now we’re gonna run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. We’ll just ask you some questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[lie detector explodes]
6. Stark Raving Dad (Season 3)
Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I’m sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and… bladder hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you’d see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart? Good lord!
7. Last Exit to Springfield (Season 4)
Mr. Burns: Who is that fireband, Smithers?
Smithers: That’s Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?
Smithers: He thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude…
Mr. Burns: Doesn’t ring a bell.
8. Bart’s Comet (Season 6)
Bart: What’s really amazing is this is exactly what Dad said would happen!
Lisa: Yeah, Dad was right!
Homer: I know, kids, I’m scared too!
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