Tuff Darts! – Tuff Darts

1. Rats *****
2. Who’s Been Sleeping Here *****
3. Here Comes Trouble *****
4. She’s Dead ****
5. Phone Booth Man *****
6. (Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste *****
7. My Guitar Lies Bleeding In My Arms *****
8. Love And Trouble ****1/2
9. Head Over Heels *****
10. Slash ****1/2
11. Fun City *****
12. All For The Love Of Rock ‚N Roll *****

*****, leider total untergegangen und der Text ist wohl der absolute Knüller (wie eigentlich auch jeder andere auf der LP)

I’d rather crawl through poison ivy
or grab high tensions wires
cut my legs off at the knees
or set myself on fire

Than have to feel your charms
closing in around me
or feel your slimy kisses covering my body

Your love is like a nuclear waste
your body is a danger to the human race
they should stamp contaminated right across your face
your love is like a nuclear waste

I’d rather stick my tongue into a vat
drink ex-lax all day long
or have to chew on razor blades
or give head to king kong

Than have to be between the sheets with you for any time
or have to feel your scaly flesh moving onto mine

Your love is like a nuclear waste
your body is a danger to the human race
they should stamp contaminated right across your face
your love is like a nuclear waste

Das nenn ich mal politisch korrekt, aber wer das ernst nimmt hat auch ein Knarcks in der Birne :bier: